The following is a resolution requesting that Jack Bauer be name an honorary superhero. Although he has no actual super powers, he does have the good natured, citizen protecting, evil-ridding attitude that is inhereant in all superheroes:
Whereas, Jack Bauer has saved the country on
numerous occasions, protecting the American citizens from certain doom.
Whereas, Bauer managed to raise a daughter, have a relationship with a significant other, and maintain authority at CTU, all while fighting crime.
Whereas, he manages to go through many 24 hour periods with out sleeping, eating, or going to the bathroom.
Whereas, Bauer is much more acceptable in humanity than the smoking, liquor-guzzling, maniac driver that portrays him.
Whereas, the clock ticking and CTU phone ring is stuck in the heads of millions of Americans.
Whereas, JACK BAUER KICKS SERIOUS BUTT!!!
He should be added to the list of superheroes. as one common saying goes, "Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas." Although, Superman doesn't wear pajamas, he told me he sleeps in a ratty pair of boxers that have seen there better days (he has no need to buy real underwear because he has them built in on the outside of his tights.) Other nominees that will be considered later, include, but are not limited to: Chuck Norris, Peyton Manning, and Jon from "Jon and Kate Plus 8." Until next time... same Otter-time, same Otter-Website.
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